Cancel My Subscription

(align:"=><=")+(box:"===XXXXXXXXXXXXXX===")[ (text-color:white)+(bg:red)+(text-size:1.75)[Cancel My Subscription] (text-color: white)+(text-size: 1.5)+(t8n: "fade")+(after: 1s)[By: Logan Salas] (text-color:blue)+(text-size:1.25)+(t8n:"fade")+(after:1.25s)[[[Game Info->Info]]] (text-color:white)+(text-size:0.65)+(t8n:"fade")+(after:1.5s)[Want to unsubscribe? ](text-color:blue)+(text-size:0.65)+(t8n:"fade")+(after:1.75s)[[[click here|FAQs Screen]]] ]

(align:"<=")+(box:"=XXXXXXXX=") [ (text-color:white)+(text-size:0.75)+(t8n: "fade")+(after:1s) [Welcome to Cancel My Subscription, a game about trying to cancel one of your subscriptions, except cancelling a subscription is never usually easy, is it? In this game, you are a broke college student (if you aren't actually, then by the power of video game immersion you are now assuming the role of the broke college student) who is struggling to manage your finances. Between the insane tuition rates of college, the greedy streaming service rates, and the ever so menacing gas prices, you take a look at your bank account and decide that one of the numerous subscriptions have to go. However, as most streaming services get greedier and greedier, the less and less they want their customers to go, which means the task to unsubscribe from even a single service can be a long and tedious one... Good luck, fellow college student. With enough willpower and perseverence, I'm sure that you can make an effort to keep your bank account balance afloat for another day. ] (t8n: "fade")+(after:2s)[ (align:"=><=")+(text-size:0.65)+(text-color:grey)[ [Want to unsubscribe? ](text-size:0.65)+(text-color:blue)[[Click here|FAQs Screen]]] (text-size:0.65)+(text-color:white) [Are you in the wrong place? Or perhaps you've changed your mind and decided to stay a partner of our endless funnel of megacorporate funding? If so, ](text-size:0.65)+(text-color:red)+(t8n:"fade")+(after:3s)[[[click here to return to eventual financial debt|Worse Ending]]] ] ]

(align:"<==")+(box:"==XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX===")[ (text-style:"italic")+(text-style:"underline")+(text-size:1.25)+(t8n: "fade")+(after:1s) [FAQs (Frequently Asked Questions) - Unsubscribing:] (text-size:0.75)+(text-indent:1)+(t8n: "fade")+(after:1.5s)[ [Sorry to see you leaving us :( We here at Generic Capitalistic Megacorporation Company, or G.C.M.C. for short or if you have short-term memory loss and can somehow forget the most generic capitalistic megacorporate company (wink wink...) name, love to see every customer satisfied with their experiences using our services. However, we also want to know how to keep our customers satisfied and sticking with us!] ] (set: _answer to 0) (text-size:0.7)+(text-indent:1)+(t8n: "fade")+(after:3s)[Could you tell us why you are choosing to unsubscribe from our services (please select one)?] (text-size:0.65)+(text-color:white)+(box:"=XXXXXXX===")+(t8n: "fade")+(after:4s)[ (live: 100ms)[(if: _answer is 1)[X ]](link-rerun: "Unsatisfied")[(set: _answer to 1)] (live: 100ms)[(if: _answer is 2)[X ]](link-rerun: "Price rate is too expensive")[(set: _answer to 2)] (live: 100ms)[(if: _answer is 3)[X ]](link-rerun: "My free trial is over and I don't want to stay subscribed")[(set: _answer to 3)] (live: 100ms)[(if: _answer is 4)[X ]](link-rerun: "Other")[(set: _answer to 4)]] (text-size:0.65)+(text-color:white)+(t8n: "fade")+(after:4.5s) [Are you in the wrong place? Or perhaps you've changed your mind and decided to stay a partner of our endless funnel of megacorporate funding? If so, ](text-size:0.65)+(text-color:red)+(t8n: "fade")+(after:5s)[[[click here to return to eventual financial debt|Worse Ending]]] (text-size:0.55)+(t8n: "fade")+(after:6s)[|no-selection>[ [[Continue (No selection)|No Selection Error Message]]] (event: when _answer is 1 or 2 or 3 or 4)[= [[Continue with selection|Login Info]] (hide: ?no-selection) ] ]

(align:"<=")+(box:"=XXXXXXXX=")[ (text-color: orange)+(text-size:0.7)+(t8n: "fade")+(after: 1s) [Whether you felt fatigued from just the thought of going through the laborious process of unsubscribing or just simply want to keep your subscription, you chose to click off the webpage, turn off your monitor, and get up from your desk to lay down on your bed.] (text-color: orange)+(text-size:0.7)+(t8n: "fade")+(after: 2s)[ Laying in bed, you mentally wrestle with the financial dilemma you have committed to putting yourself in. You'll be fine...right? Surely this choice won't result in bankruptcy.] (text-color: orange)+(text-size:0.7)+(t8n: "fade")+(after: 3s)[ A few weeks pass, and your financial situation has only progressed further into your own desperation to pay your subscription bills. You look around your empty room, sadly reminiscing over the numerous decorations that once filled your room. All those figures, tapestries, posters, consoles, games...all sold to pay for your subscriptions. ] (text-color: orange)+(text-size:0.7)+(t8n: "fade")+(after: 4s)[ But wait...if you sold all your possessions, how are you even playing this game anymore, let alone reading this? Eh, we're probably looking way too far into this for a screen you'll only read once if you even read this far.] (t8n: "fade")+(after: 5s)[ (text-color:red)+(text-size:0.65)[Game Over] (text-color:white)+(text-size:0.65)[You got the ](text-color:orange)+(text-size:0.65)[Worse ](text-color:white)+(text-size:0.65)[Ending] (text-color:blue)+(text-size:0.55)[[[Try again?|Title Screen]]] ] ]

(text-color: red)+(text-size: 1)+(text-style: "bold") [Selection Error! Please enter a valid reason for unsubscribing.] (text-color: white)+(text-size: 0.65)[To return, ](text-color:blue)+(text-size: 0.65)+(text-style: "italic", "underline")[[click here|FAQs Screen]] (text-color: white)+(text-size: 0.65)[Perhaps you've changed your mind and decided to stay a partner of our endless funnel of megacorporate funding? If so, ](text-size:0.65)+(text-color:red)[[[click here to return to eventual financial debt|Worse Ending]]]

(set: $warning to 0) (set: _username to "") (set: _password to "") (text-size:0.7)+(t8n: "fade")+(after:1s)[ [Thank you for your selection! Your feedback helps us to recognize where we are doing things right, but also where we are doing things wrong. That being said, we're still really sad to see you go :( Could we perhaps sweeten the deal to keep you funding our megacorporate greed? How does a $1-off your monthly price rate for one month sound? Who knows, maybe by this time next month you will have hit the jackpot and scored some money to spend and our many subscription services? If this deal sounds too good to be true, you're absolutely right! Well, too good to be true for our other customers, but not you! You're the lucky customer who could get a $1-off deal if you decide to stick with us! If we've been persuasive enough, ][[click here to redeem your one month deal!|Bad Ending]] [However, if you still wish to proceed with the unsubscribing process, please enter your login info below.] [Username: ](input-box: bind _username, "XX=", 1) [Password: ](input-box: bind _password, "XX=", 1) |next>[] (set: _prevGood to true) (live: 10ms)[{ (set: _nowGood to _username is not "" and _password is not "") (if: _nowGood and not _prevGood)[ (replace: ?next)[[[Continue|AI Detector]]] ](else-if: _prevGood and not _nowGood)[ (replace: ?next)[[[Next (No Input)|User/PW Error]]] ] (set: _prevGood to _nowGood) }] ]

(align:"<=")+(box:"=XXXXXXXX=")[ (text-color: yellow)+(text-size:0.7)+(t8n: "fade")+(after:1s) [In a struggle to fight the temptations of the enticing discount deal, you make the impulsive decision to put all your eggs in one basket and snag that discount. Despite your gut telling you that saving your money was the necessary choice, you told yourself that money will come in soon with that next paycheck.] (text-color: yellow)+(text-size:0.7)+(t8n: "fade")+(after:3s) [Two weeks go by, and your paycheck finally comes in. Since your, now regretful, decision to stay subscribed, the bills have been coming in, piling up in fact. Gas money, groceries, and tuition payments have been digging into your wallet and bank account already, and now your rent, utilities, internet, phone bill, and your many subscriptions have piled on to your already overwhelming financial stress.] (text-color: yellow)+(text-size:0.7)+(t8n: "fade")+(after:5s) [To make things worse, tomorrow is Monday which means classes and work. The grind never ends and judging by the single-digit balance in your bank account, plus the cobwebs that gathered up in your now empty wallet, you'll have to talk to your manager about picking up more shifts. . .*sigh*.] (t8n: "fade")+(after:7s)[ (text-color:red)+(text-size:0.65)[Game Over] (text-color:white)+(text-size:0.65)[You got the ](text-color:yellow)+(text-size:0.65)[Bad ](text-color:white)+(text-size:0.65)[Ending] (text-color:blue)+(text-size:0.55)[[[Try again?|Title Screen]]] ] ]

(text-size:0.75)+(text-color: green)+(text-indent:1)+(t8n: "fade")+(after:1.25s) [Login successful!] (text-size:0.75)+(text-color: white)+(text-indent:1)+(t8n: "fade")+(after: 1.5s) [However, we can't be entirely sure that you aren't an AI trying to impersonate a human. So, we'll need you to take an AI Detector Quiz to confirm your humanity and disprove any suspicion of being a robot.] (text-size:0.75)+(text-color: white)+(text-indent:1)+(t8n: "fade")+(after: 2.5s)[ [If this sounds like too much work or perhaps you've changed your mind and decided to stay a partner of our endless funnel of megacorporate funding, then you can ](text-color: blue)[[click here to claim that $1 discount and think about this later|Bad Ending]]] (text-size:0.65)+(t8n: "fade")+(after:3.5s)[[[Proceed to AI Detector Quiz|Question 1]]]

(set: _answer1 to 0) (text-style:"italic")+(text-style:"underline")+(text-size:1.25)+(t8n: "fade")+(after:1s) [Question 1:] (text-size: 1)+(t8n: "fade")+(after:1.5s) [In terms of cellular biology, what is known as "the powerhouse of the cell"?] (text-size:0.8)+(text-color:white)+(box:"=XXXXXXX===")+(t8n: "fade")+(after:2.5s)[ [[Cytoplasm|Answer Error Message]] [[Nucleus|Answer Error Message]] [[Mitochondria|Question 2]] [[Why is there a biology question in my AI Detector Quiz?|Warning Message]] [[No Answer|Answer Error Message]] ]

(text-style:"italic")+(text-style:"underline")+(text-size:1.25)+(t8n: "fade")+(after:1s) [Question 2:] (text-size: 1)+(t8n: "fade")+(after:1.5s) [Who was the 16th president of the United States of America?] (text-size:0.8)+(text-color:white)+(box:"=XXXXXXX===")+(t8n: "fade")+(after:2.5s)[ [[What does this have to do with the quiz?|Warning Message]] [[George Washington|Answer Error Message]] [[Thomas Jefferson|Answer Error Message]] [[Abraham Lincoln|Question 3]] [[No Answer|Answer Error Message]] ]

(text-style:"italic")+(text-style:"underline")+(text-size:1.25)+(t8n: "fade")+(after:1s) [Question 3:] (text-size: 1)+(t8n: "fade")+(after:1.5s) [Which of the following is Newton's 2nd law of motion?] (text-size:0.8)+(text-color:white)+(box:"=XXXXXXX===")+(t8n: "fade")+(after:2.5s)[ [[An object in motion stays in motion, and an object at rest remains at rest|Answer Error Message]] [[For every action, there is an equal and opposite reaction|Answer Error Message]] [[The acceleration of an object is directly proportional to the net force acting on it and inversely proportional to its mass (F = ma)|Question 4]] [[How does one even think to add a question like this?|Warning Message]] [[No Answer|Answer Error Message]] ]

(text-style:"italic")+(text-style:"underline")+(text-size:1.25)+(t8n: "fade")+(after:1s) [Question 4:] (text-size: 1)+(t8n: "fade")+(after:1.5s) [How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?] (text-size:0.8)+(text-color:white)+(box:"=XXXXXXX===")+(t8n: "fade")+(after:2.5s)[ [[A little|Question 5]] [[Who writes this garbage?|Warning Message]] [[A lot|Answer Error Message]] [[A TON|Answer Error Message]] [[No Answer|Answer Error Message]] ]

(text-style:"italic")+(text-style:"underline")+(text-size:1.25)+(t8n: "fade")+(after:1s) [Question 5:] (text-size: 1)+(t8n: "fade")+(after:1.5s) [If Timmy bought six apples on his way home from school, then gave each of his three friends two apples each, and then he asks his friends to give him half of their apples, how many apples would Timmy have?] (text-size:0.8)+(text-color:white)+(box:"=XXXXXXX===")+(t8n: "fade")+(after:2.5s)[ [[Three apples, obviously|Answer Error Message]] [[You can't be serious with this question, right?|Warning Message]] [[Six apple halves|Question 6]] [[Seven oranges|Answer Error Message]] [[No Answer|Answer Error Message]] ]

(text-style:"italic")+(text-style:"underline")+(text-size:1.25)+(t8n: "fade")+(after:1s) [Question 6:] (text-size: 1)+(t8n: "fade")+(after:1.5s) [How does one objectively determine the difference between a speedrun and normal running? Are they both not running with speed?] (text-size:0.8)+(text-color:white)+(box:"=XXXXXXX===")+(t8n: "fade")+(after:2.5s)[ [[How original. . . another ridiculous quesiton.|Warning Message]] [[How should I know|Answer Error Message]] [[One is speedier than the other|Question 7]] [[A speed gun from a policeman would work|Answer Error Message]] [[No Answer|Answer Error Message]] ]

(text-style:"italic")+(text-style:"underline")+(text-size:1.25)+(t8n: "fade")+(after:1s) [Question 7:] (text-size: 1)+(t8n: "fade")+(after:1.5s) [What is celebrated on 'Cinco de Mayo' (May 5th)?] (text-size:0.8)+(text-color:white)+(box:"=XXXXXXX===")+(t8n: "fade")+(after:2.5s)[ [[Mexico's Independence Day in 1821|Answer Error Message]] [[Mexico's victory at the Battle of Puebla in 1862|Question 8]] [[RELEASE MEEEEEEEE. . .RELEASE ME FROM THIS SUFFERING|Warning Message]] [[The Day of the Dead, memorializing deceased loved ones|Answer Error Message]] [[No Answer|Answer Error Message]] ]

(text-style:"italic")+(text-style:"underline")+(text-size:1.25)+(t8n: "fade")+(after:1s) [Question 8:] (text-size: 1)+(t8n: "fade")+(after:1.5s) [In this majorly popular anime from the 1980's, Goku and his friends often times search for what?] (text-size:0.8)+(text-color:white)+(box:"=XXXXXXX===")+(t8n: "fade")+(after:2.5s)[ [[How does this relate to my quiz, or even my quest to unsubscribe?|Warning Message]] [[The One Piece (THE ONE PIECE IS REEEAALLL!!!!!)|Answer Error Message]] [[The friends we made along the way|Answer Error Message]] [[Dragon Balls|Question 9]] [[No Answer|Answer Error Message]] ]

(text-style:"italic")+(text-style:"underline")+(text-size:1.25)+(t8n: "fade")+(after:1s) [Question 9:] (text-size: 1)+(t8n: "fade")+(after:1.5s) [Which infamous Star Wars character is seduced by a user of the dark side and betrays the Jedi Order to become a Sith?] (text-size:0.8)+(text-color:white)+(box:"=XXXXXXX===")+(t8n: "fade")+(after:2.5s)[ [[Luke Skywaler|Answer Error Message]] [[Stop with the irrelevant questions|Warning Message]] [[Emperor Palpatine|Answer Error Message]] [[Anakin Skywalker|Question 10]] [[No Answer|Answer Error Message]] ]

(text-style:"italic")+(text-style:"underline")+(text-size:1.25)+(t8n: "fade")+(after:1s) [Question 10:] (text-size: 1)+(t8n: "fade")+(after:1.5s) [What is considered to be the biggest carnivorous dinosaur?] (text-size:0.8)+(text-color:white)+(box:"=XXXXXXX===")+(t8n: "fade")+(after:2.5s)[ [[T-Rex|Answer Error Message]] [[Giganotosaurus|Answer Error Message]] [[No way this question is actually real|Warning Message]] [[Spinosaurus|Question 11]] [[No Answer|Answer Error Message]] ]

(text-style:"italic")+(text-style:"underline")+(text-size:1.25)+(t8n: "fade")+(after:1s) [Question 11:] (text-size: 1)+(t8n: "fade")+(after:1.5s) [How many bones are in an infant's body compared to that of an adult?] (text-size:0.8)+(text-color:white)+(box:"=XXXXXXX===")+(t8n: "fade")+(after:2.5s)[ [[300; 206|Question 12]] [[300; 208|Answer Error Message]] [[286; 206|Answer Error Message]] [[Enough of the nonsense already, please|Warning Message]] [[No Answer|Answer Error Message]] ]

(text-style:"italic")+(text-style:"underline")+(text-size:1.25)+(t8n: "fade")+(after:1s) [Question 12:] (text-size: 1)+(t8n: "fade")+(after:1.5s) [What is the name of the Greek letter that is most notably representative of an unknown angle in trigonometry?] (text-size:0.8)+(text-color:white)+(box:"=XXXXXXX===")+(t8n: "fade")+(after:2.5s)[ [[Omicron|Answer Error Message]] [[Theta|Question 13]] [[Phi|Answer Error Message]] [[Why can't you just let me unsubscribe|Warning Message]] [[No Answer|Answer Error Message]] ]

(text-style:"italic")+(text-style:"underline")+(text-size:1.25)+(t8n: "fade")+(after:1s) [Question 13:] (text-size: 1)+(t8n: "fade")+(after:1.5s) [What is the name of a material that doesn't allow an easy flow of electricity?] (text-size:0.8)+(text-color:white)+(box:"=XXXXXXX===")+(t8n: "fade")+(after:2.5s)[ [[Repeller|Answer Error Message]] [[Let this end already|Warning Message]] [[Conductor|Answer Error Message]] [[Insulator|Question 14]] [[No Answer|Answer Error Message]] ]

(text-style:"italic")+(text-style:"underline")+(text-size:1.25)+(t8n: "fade")+(after:1s) [Question 14:] (text-size: 1)+(t8n: "fade")+(after:1.5s) [The protagonist of the anime "One Piece", Monkey D. Luffy, is on a journey to actually acquire what?] (text-size:0.8)+(text-color:white)+(box:"=XXXXXXX===")+(t8n: "fade")+(after:2.5s)[ [[The friends we made along the way|Answer Error Message]] [[Freedom|Question 15]] [[I don't have time for this, my show is almost on|Warning Message]] [[The One Piece (THE ONE PIECE IS REEEAAALLL!!!)|Answer Error Message]] [[No Answer|Answer Error Message]] ]

(text-style:"italic")+(text-style:"underline")+(text-size:1.25)+(t8n: "fade")+(after:1s) [Question 15:] (text-size: 1)+(t8n: "fade")+(after:1.5s) [In the majorly popular platformer franchise, Crash Bandicoot, the player collects what kind of fruit to earn extra lives?] (text-size:0.8)+(text-color:white)+(box:"=XXXXXXX===")+(t8n: "fade")+(after:2.5s)[ [[Surely it can't get worse with the question quality. . .|Warning Message]] [[Apples|Answer Error Message]] [[Mangoes|Answer Error Message]] [[Wumpas|Question 16]] [[No Answer|Answer Error Message]] ]

(align:"<=")+(box:"=XXXXXXXX=")[ (text-color: green)+(text-size:0.7)+(t8n: "fade")+(after: 1s) [AI Detector Process is complete!] (text-color: white)+(text-size:0.7)+(t8n: "fade")+(after: 1.5s) [Thank you for your input, and we will unsubscribe you from our subscription service once you click the link at the bottom of the screen after we do some last minute double-checking of your info and input data patterns.] (text-color: white)+(text-size:0.7)+(t8n: "fade")+(after:4s) [Before our loading completes, we'd like to sweeten our previously advertised discount deal, just for you! As a courtesy towards you, our valued customer, we would like to offer you a $1.50 off your current subscription plan rate. I know, what a generous gift from us, but don't go around telling everybody about this discount. Otherwise, we would then have a load of discounts to hand out, and we need every cent to further our empire of greed. Enough of the sentimental stuff, ](text-color: blue)+(text-size: 0.7)+(t8n: "fade")+(after:4s)[[[click here to claim your $1.50 off discount|Bad Ending]]] (text-color: green)+(text-size: 0.5)+(t8n: "fade")+(after: 3s) [Loading. . .](text-color: green)+(text-size: 0.5)+(t8n: "fade")+(after: 15s)[Complete!] (text-size: 0.65)+(t8n: "fade")+(after: 15.5s)[ [[Click here to unsubscribe|Best Ending]] ] ]

(align:"<=")+(box:"=XXXXXXXX=")[ (text-color: green)+(text-size:0.7)+(t8n: "fade")+(after:1s) [Finally! After the tedious navigation of the website and logging in as well as the laborious AI Detector Quiz, you were able to proceed with the unsubscribing process!] (text-color: green)+(text-size:0.7)+(t8n: "fade")+(after:3s) [The numerous enticing discounts and persuasive tactics to trap you in an endless cycle of financial stress and debt have finally subsided. A wave of relaxation rushes over you and you exhale a sigh of relief.] (text-color: green)+(text-size:0.7)+(t8n: "fade")+(after:5s) [The financial burden from this subscription service has been lifted from your shoulders, and your bank account and wallet can finally breathe safely knowing that you have decidedly chose to make better financial decisions.] (text-color: green)+(text-size:0.7)+(t8n: "fade")+(after:7s) [Now that you unsubscribed, you can go enjoy that new TV Show you've been wanting to watch! It's on that streaming service you subscribed to just last nigh- WAIT A MINUTE!! Have you learned nothing from this experience?!?! Ugh, I guess history tends to repeat itself, even if it only has been less than 24 hours. . . maybe you do actually have short-term memory loss. . .] (t8n: "fade")+(after: 7s)[ (text-color:green)+(text-size:0.65)[Game Over] (text-color:white)+(text-size:0.65)[You got the ](text-color:green)+(text-size:0.65)[Best ](text-color:white)+(text-size:0.65)[Ending] (text-color:blue)+(text-size:0.55)[[[Try again?|Title Screen]]] ] ]

(text-style:"italic")+(text-style:"underline")+(text-size:1.25)+(t8n: "fade")+(after:1s) [Question 16:] (text-size: 1)+(t8n: "fade")+(after:1.5s) [Which platformer game franchise protagonist is portrayed as a limbless, gliding, brawler hero?] (text-size:0.8)+(text-color:white)+(box:"=XXXXXXX===")+(t8n: "fade")+(after:2.5s)[ [[Goombas from Mario|Answer Error Message]] [[Jax from Mortal Kombat|Answer Error Message]] (text-style: "italic")[[sigh. . . |Warning Message]] [[Rayman from. . . well. . . Rayman|Question 17]] [[No Answer|Answer Error Message]] ]

(text-style:"italic")+(text-style:"underline")+(text-size:1.25)+(t8n: "fade")+(after:1s) [Question 17:] (text-size: 1)+(t8n: "fade")+(after:1.5s) [Which angry god takes it upon himself to slaughter other gods from multiple pantheons?] (text-size:0.8)+(text-color:white)+(box:"=XXXXXXX===")+(t8n: "fade")+(after:2.5s)[ [[Zeus|Answer Error Message]] [[No comment. . . |Warning Message]] [[Kratos|Question 18]] [[Thor|Answer Error Message]] [[No Answer|Answer Error Message]] ]

(text-style:"italic")+(text-style:"underline")+(text-size:1.25)+(t8n: "fade")+(after:1s) [Question 18:] (text-size: 1)+(t8n: "fade")+(after:1.5s) [Which famous historical figure said, "Give me liberty, or give me death!"?] (text-size:0.8)+(text-color:white)+(box:"=XXXXXXX===")+(t8n: "fade")+(after:2.5s)[ [[Patrick Henry|Question 19]] [[Paul Revere|Answer Error Message]] [[Christopher Columbus|Answer Error Message]] [[. . . please. . . end this already. . . |Warning Message]] [[No Answer|Answer Error Message]] ]

(text-style:"italic")+(text-style:"underline")+(text-size:1.25)+(t8n: "fade")+(after:1s) [Question 19:] (text-size: 1)+(t8n: "fade")+(after:1.5s) [Who, of the three who were crucified, was said to have resurrected after three days?] (text-size:0.8)+(text-color:white)+(box:"=XXXXXXX===")+(t8n: "fade")+(after:2.5s)[ [[It just won't end. . .|Warning Message]] [[Dismas, the penitent thief who accepted his punishment|Answer Error Message]] [[Gestas, the jerk thief who mocked Jesus|Answer Error Message]] [[Jesus, the proclaimed Son of God|Question 20]] [[No Answer|Answer Error Message]] ]

(text-style:"italic")+(text-style:"underline")+(text-size:1.25)+(t8n: "fade")+(after:1s) [Question 20:] (text-size: 1)+(t8n: "fade")+(after:1.5s) [Did you enjoy using our subscription service?] (text-size:0.8)+(text-color:white)+(box:"=XXXXXXX===")+(t8n: "fade")+(after:2.5s)[ [[Yes|Unsubscribe Screen]] [[YES, YES, YES, SO UNBELIEVABLY, YES!!!!!!!!!!!|Unsubscribe Screen]] [[Yeah, in fact, I think I'll stay subscribed at my same rate!|Worse Ending]] [[Yep, and actually, I think I'll take that $1 discount because I got FOMO|Bad Ending]] [[No answer because I am speechless from how good my experience with your subscription service was (This is a troll answer)|Answer Error Message]] [[Let me out of this place. . . please. . .|Warning Message]] ]

(text-color: red)+(text-size: 1)+(text-style: "bold") [Error! Please enter your username and password before proceeding.] (text-color: white)+(text-size: 0.65)[To return, ](text-color:blue)+(text-size: 0.65)+(text-style: "italic", "underline")[[click here|Login Info]] (text-color: white)+(text-size: 0.65)[Perhaps you've changed your mind and decided to stay a partner of our endless funnel of megacorporate funding? If so, ](text-size:0.65)+(text-color:red)[[[click here to return to eventual financial debt|Worse Ending]]] (text-color: white)+(text-size:0.65)[If you would just like to return to the FAQs section, ](text-color: blue)+(text-size:0.65)[[click here|FAQs Screen]]

(text-color: red)+(text-size: 1)+(text-style: "bold") [Error! The answer you provided was incorrect. Please return to the beginning of the AI Detection Quiz to confirm that you are human and not a robot.] (text-color: white)+(text-size: 0.65)[To return, ](text-color:blue)+(text-size: 0.65)+(text-style: "italic", "underline")[[click here|Question 1]]

(align:"<=")+(box:"=XXXXXXXX=")[ (text-color: red)+(text-size:0.7)+(t8n: "fade")+(after:1s) [Tempted by the humorous, intriguing, and 4th wall-breaking answers of the quiz, you "accidentally" dove too far into the rabbit hole to escape back out of. Now, instead of attempting to unsubscribe, you have instead poked the megacorporate bear one too many times and the consequences are about to begin. . . ] (text-color: red)+(text-size:0.7)+(t8n: "fade")+(after:2s) [The first consequence reveals itself through a blue screen of death on your computer. However, after you try to reboot your computer, it halts the start-up process before it can complete, so your computer is essentially useless now. The regret of your poor decisions is finally setting in, but it's too late to atone for your mistakes now.] (text-color: red)+(text-size:0.7)+(t8n: "fade")+(after:3s) [Soon after your computer is rendered obsolete, you open your phone and it's banking app since you were getting alert notifications about some possible purchases. Upon opening the app and logging in, you notice that there has been numerous charges to your account, so much so that your account balance is in the negative and warning of overdraft fees. However, before being able to deny all the charges, they are suddenly confirmed and the app crashes. You quickly try to open the app and login again, but neither your username or password works anymore. Then you realize, "My password has changed. . . I shouldn't have used the same username and password for all my login info everywhere else." After saying that, though, you feel a deep pit form in your stomach as you also realize that this subscription service now has your login info for every service and has already changed your info for its own service.] (text-color: red)+(text-size:0.7)+(t8n: "fade")+(after:4s) [Then, you receive a message from an unknown phone number stating, "This is what happens when you try to dig too deep into a capitalistic megacorporate company. Now we own all your information, assets, and you. See you soon ;)"] (text-color: red)+(text-size:0.7)+(t8n: "fade")+(after:5s) [On the inside, you start panicking, but your mind tries to reassure you by telling you, "Surely this is just a joke. Besides, I have to work tomorrow to make up for my negative account balance and I need to contact my bank about those unauthorized purchases." Although, you were never seen again by you friends, family, or coworkers. . . ] (t8n: "fade")+(after:6s)[ (text-color:red)+(text-size:0.65)[Game Over] (text-color:white)+(text-size:0.65)[You got the ](text-color:red)+(text-size:0.65)[Secret Worst ](text-color:white)+(text-size:0.65)[Ending] (text-color:blue)+(text-size:0.55)[[[Try again?|Title Screen]]] ] ]

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